I found a new way to write my xanga. I'm gonna put headlines, so yall can pick your interests and read according to the headlines...And if you say nothing i say is interesting, then you're wrong and you lie, and lying is a sin, and sin gets you to hell, so be true to yourself.
Moobies
Here is a list of movies for those who are looking to watch something a little different...something better.
- Rory O'shea was here
- Boondock Saints
- Shipping News
- Millers Crossing
- Finding Neverland
- Saint Ralph
- Around the bend
- The Neverending Story (if you haven't already seen this, you are deprived of life my friend)
- Kikujiro
More movie listings to come...
Presents:
So It's a new year, and i got this! Thanks Edo, Ray, Bean, Dre, and Lexo! (Ipod Nano! w0000t) New years resolutions suck! But here's mine for all you xanga-ers, I will post at least once every 1 to 12 months, or whenever i feel as though i would like bother myself to waste my time, and i'll enlighten your minds with my words of wisdom.
Academia
My professor liked one of my pictures from my photography final so much that she sent it to a magazine to get published!!! The magazine is a small distro-type mag called "adbusters" and i'll scan the picture and post it up on this as soon as i find the time to do so. (i rock) =)
Family time
This holiday season was a great time for me and my family to do some bonding, I feel as though i'm finally understanding my parents for the first time in history, and they still don't understand how the hell they produced a son that is so different from them. But hey, at least they love me (they HAVE to) muhahaha. But more importantly, i feel as though I have the best older brother in the world; not too many brothers can say that. And all my friends, all 2 of them (lol j/k). To all my friends, I truly am a blessed man to know all of yous even though yall can be jerks sometimes j/k. I hope EVERYONE had a merry christmas, and i hope you all will have an inconceivably extraordinary year.
Musicians
I've been playing a lot of jazz on my beautiful guitarra (1975 Fender Stratocaster made in Japan), and a lot of blues as well. For some reason, Winter has been a good year for me, and wrote many songs. StereoD will be back in action soon, so be prepared. We posted a couple of our songs on "soundbyte" but since it wasn't copyrighted, someone else used our tracks!!! We will be looking for more gigs in a few months (hopefully, if everyone has time to meet up and practice). All is well with the bandies. Also, i've decided that I have one guitar too many and am selling an electric guitar, so those who are interested (and can afford it), I'm selling my "Joe Satriani" signature guitar (lots of work went into it). It's beautifully black and has a floyd rose double locking trem and I took out those crappy stock humbuckers and put in Fralin hums (7.5k on the neck and 9.5k on the bridge). It's been tuned up by Norik Renson himself, so the action is masterfully done, and the frets have been sanded down to perfection. Asking price is $1,000.oo even. (first come first serve, sorry) 
Politics, or the lack thereof
The more I do research on politics, the more it poli-ticks me off! First, Bush is elected president by rigging the vote; then, California's race for governor turns into a joke. NOW, everyone's pissed off at the people they voted for...stupidity stupidity stupidity. Now don't get me wrong, i voted for Bush ONLY because he was the lesser of the two devils, but sometimes, just sometimes, he says things and does things that just makes him look like a moron.
http://politicalhumor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ&sdn=politicalhumor&zu=http%3A%2F%2Fanon.salon.speedera.net%2Fanon.salon%2Fmedia%2F2004%2F10%2FBushUncensored.mov HA HA mr bush, very funny, very funny indeed.
http://release.theplatform.com/content.select?pid=B9VLDazWialomHyrhcsC6BaNlrGk7PdC&UserName=Unknown Yes Mr. Bush, we must also think of ways to harm our country.
The man who tried to shoot Pope John Paul II was released, and many people who supported him where standing outside upon his release, and a lady even threw flowers at him...what the hell is our world coming to? I mean, it would be fine if they were supporting him for disliking the pope very much, but he tried to kill a man!!! does that mean anything to you people??? Oh, let's just let all our morals and ethics fly out the window and why not start a fan club for all the child molestors and serial killers too? OOOH! Look! it's Charles Manson! Can i get your autograph?! Oh, wait, that was meant to be a joke, but what do we have here? A Charles Manson Tamagotchi? http://www.jbum.com/tama/tama.html ...sigh...
I saw the movie Deuce Bigalow male gigolo, the first one, for the first time (don't watch it if you haven't already seen it). But there was this one character that intrigued me. It was a lady who called for deuce's "service" but she had turrets syndrome, of course, she was shy and embarrassed about it, but it made me think, "i wish i had it at certain times." I recall all those times in my life where i said some stupid things that i could've gotten away with, or things i would be able to get away with even now. Those of you who have it and want to get rid of it, share your wealth and give some to me, i'll take it happily. So the next time my boss would hand me my check and i open it, i can say "CRAP! ASS! BALLS!" without people staring at me like i'm crazy or something. Oh well, one can only dream, I'll just stick with my narcolepsy and fall asleep during my lectures.
Funnies
So that's what Ronald looks like without his makeup!
I really don't wanna know what his super powers are...
Ahhh yes, beautiful New York, Carifornia, the city of dreams...
No cheating! 
Why I am far superior to you
I once slept 28 hours knocked up of a flu medicine called "contac"
My name is Diddy
There is a rich and famous musical artist with the same name
We are identical in many ways (except the fortune, and the fame, and the girls, the jewelry, skin color, etc.) many many ways
You are not diddy
I can play guitar............with my eyes closed!
My guitar amp does indeed go to 11 (for all those musicians out there)
My friend can play the super mario brothers theme on guitar........with his eyes closed!
My other personality found the cure for CANCER AND AIDS! he just hasn't come out yet.
I can drink a gallon of milk in one sitting without throwing up! for 10 seconds!
I live 1 block away from UCSB AND 2 blocks away from the beach!
I recycle, like a maniac!
I can drive with one hand and look cool..............with my eyes closed!
If you still think you're better than me, you're wrong (please refer to the top of this entry). Don't deny, trust; remember, acceptance is the first step of healing.
this is the end of my ramblings, see you in several months
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